margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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