K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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