We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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