THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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