I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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