I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
