I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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