There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Randomize
