Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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