is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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