We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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