I wish i was in the wii world.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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