ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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