But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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