You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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