you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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