I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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