Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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