Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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