8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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