I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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