her vagine was all disorganized.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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