Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
COCAINE IS GR8
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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