The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
