Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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