WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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