and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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