I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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