i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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