the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
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I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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