Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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