I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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