You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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