turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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