wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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