a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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