i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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