Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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