This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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