Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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