Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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