just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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