it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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