I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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