k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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