Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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