i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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