He asked to "fluff my boner.."
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
My dick has a subreddit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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