weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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