i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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