I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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