Soap is not a condiment
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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