I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
You're my little dorito
Pants 0. Shit 1.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
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