question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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