Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize