your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
worst night to have a conscience
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Panties = found
Randomize
