:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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