I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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